It is implied that Tina's family is socially conservative, as Weed Bro has blackmailed her into staying with him by threatening to reveal that she had a boyfriend to her family if she breaks up with him.
Tina was in a relationship with an unknown person prior to meeting Weed Bro, but she broke up with him because Weed Bro claimed to have more money. To her dismay, she soon learned that the Bro was actually referring to his bank account in Grand Theft Auto.
Appearance and Possible Albinism Edit
Due to her appearance, it is likely that Tina uses weed; however, due to her blonde hair which is rare in India, another explanation being that she is Albino, which explains the red eyes and pale skin. Despite this, it is unlikely that this is true due to the nature of the comic and the fact that it has never been brought up, a much more likely explanation being that she immigrated from somewhere else, she is not a citizen of Cybernetic India, or that the creator of the comic wanted to trick readers into believing it took place outside of India, possibly in order to increase relatability towards a western audience. The red eyes can be explained because it is likely that she smokes weed with her partner, Weed Bro.
Early Life Edit
Tina's early life is mostly a mystery, however, thanks to the constant clever ruses that Weed Bro pulls on Tina, little bits of info about her past experiences have been revealed to the world. Due to her relationships with the members of the Weed Bro canon, she is very likely a citizen of Cybernetic India, though whether or not she was born there remains a mystery. Tina also had a very early sex-life. At a young age, presumably around
3-5 years old, she exchanged in sexual intercourse with a young child who resembled a High Bro. It is unknown if this is one of our High Bros, or just one of their species. However, this means that they do at least share the universe with Weed Bro.
Tina and Weed Bro were classmates in high school. Weed Bro may have had a crush on her.
In an alternate universe, Weed Bro and Tina are Jedi. Weed Bro announces that he loves her, while in the midst of a lightsaber battle, but Tina responds by stating that she views him as a non-romantic friend. Weed Bro responds by pushing her into the path of wild beast.
In the following comic it has been hinted that Tina and Sarcastic Bro have possibly been married, and that she has had a child with an unknown man, possibly Weed Bro. Details of Tina's possible marriage and her possible child are yet to be revealed.
The only reason Tina is in a relationship is because Weed Bro tricked her into breaking up with her old boyfriend (possibly Sarcastic Bro) - a move she claims "ruined her life".
Possible Infidelity EditIt is insinuated in the following comic that Tina is having an affair with the Teacher's Husband. However, it is never told whether or not it is the same Tina. It is also possible that Weed Bro may be lying about Tina or is delusional, as he may be trying to shift blame or demonize her for breaking up with him.
Motorcycle Incident EditOn August 16th 2017, Weed Bro attempted to murder the 25 year old Tina with his motorcycle. This may have been Weed Bro's way of punishing her for cheating. Miraculously, however, despite having her bones were crushed and having several open blood wounds cut into her skin, Tina managed to survive through a medical miracle, but was comatose for a five months, kept alive only through the marvels of Cybernetic Indian technology. Hope for her recovery dwindled, and it was assumed that she would not survive, until November, when she made a miraculous recovery and regained consciousness. As soon as she recieved a phone, she texted Weed Bro and told him of her survival.
Life after Weed Bro's death Edit
Connection to S.C.H.O.O.L. EditMany people in Cybernetic India are unhappy with S.C.H.O.O.L., and their beliefs. One day, someone complained to Tina about the leader of school. Tina responded angrily that the Principal was her dad, Weed Bro’s dad. Many theories speculate that she could be a member, but she could also be protecting her dad.
Possible Pregnancy Edit
On 5 August 2018, Tina was told by an Astrologer that when she would give birth to a Baby, The Father would die. This was good news to Tina - Presumably because the Father was already dead - Which would mean that Tina is pregnant.
- Tina is a vegan
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6ballp/sarcastic_bro_weed_bro_and_rage_faces_all_at_once/
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6u3q35/weed_bro_and_tina_met_at_school/
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6u5eij/tina_is_dead_update_wiki//
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/7fgreo/new_lore_update/
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7mggwj/tina_gets_trolled_epic_style/
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/81q7wr/tina_is_possibly_a_vegetarian/