The 2016 Presidential Election was arguably one of the first to be fought online. Here's what went down. As Amelia Tait said, " If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a meme is worth – at least – a thousand-and-five. " Though traditionalists believe the history books should be filled with "facts" and "figures", the humble meme can arguably be considered one of the most valuable historical sources of all time. Of all time! How could future historians recapture 2016 without a reference to Donald Trump's tiny hands? Who could truly understand our path towards the apocoalypse without stopping to consider Ken Bone?
With that in mind, here is a timeline of the entire 2016 United States Presidential Election, presented entirely in memes. Study, children. Those who do not remember Harambe are doomed to repeat him.
The beginning (June-Dec 2015) Edit
14 June 2015 — Jeb!
Although Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders announced their campaigns to only a little mockery two months before prior, Jeb! Bush caught the internet's eye when he (Jeb!) unleashed his (Jeb's!) brand new 2016 presidential campaign logo. Jeb! seemed pleased with the design, but a subsequent flurry of Photoshops proved he really missed the ! mark.
29 June 2015 — Trump Your Cat
Thirteen days after Donald Trump announced he was running for president, people across the land grabbed their pussies to imitate the tycoon's infamous mop.
26 October 2015 — A Small Loan Of A Million Dollars
Explaining how difficult life had been for his billionaire-property-magnate-self up until this point, Donald Trump appeared on live TV to discuss how his father gave him a "small loan of a million dollars" to start him off in life. Out of pity for the businessman, viral videos were borne.
15 December 2015 — Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer
Although mock conspiracy theories that Ted Cruz is actually the 1960s Californian serial killer known as the Zodiac Killer first emerged in 2013, they boomed in popularity when a Facebook page was created mid-December. Cruz could not have committed the Zodiac murders - which began before his birth - and there was never any serious suggestion that was the case. The sheer absurdity of the mass of memes proved that point.
Bernie Vs Hillary (The Heat)(Jan-July) Edit
28 January 2016 — Bernie or Hillary?
This series of fake-but-definitely-should-be-real campaign posters emerged at the beginning of the year to showcase how Hillary and Bernie differed on the truly important issues such as Anime, lizards, and the eventual robot uprising.
1 February 2016 — Sticker Kid
Can any of us truly claim to care about the content of campaign speeches whilst there is a student willing to stand behind Hillary Clinton and plaster stickers all over his face?
6th February 2016 — Failed GOP Debate Entrance
At this point, we should have specified that anyone who can't figure out when they should walk on to a stage isn't elligible to run for president, but alas, hindsight is 20/20.
6 February 2016 — Robot Rubio
Marco Rubio repeated the same line three times within four minutes during the very same GOP debate in New Hampshire, dispelling once and for all the rumour that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing.
1 March 2016 — Chris Christie's Face
After Trump won seven primary elections on Super Tuesday, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie summed up the world's emotions in one simple facial expression.
3 March 2016 — The Girther Movement
When Marco Rubio attacked the size of Donald Trump's tiny, tiny hands and speculated they might be a reflection of his nether regions, Trump was forced to announce that there was "no problem" at all with the size of his genitals. To this day, however, he has offered no proof of this fact.
25 March 2016 — Birdie Sanders
When a bird flew down to sit on Bernie Sanders' podium during a campaign rally, it was quite clear who God had chosen for president. The bird. God chose the bird.
25 May 2016 — McDonald's Meal Photoshop Battle
Really, after Donald Trump shared a picture of himself eating McDonald's on his private jet, what was the internet supposed to do? What were we all supposed to do?
9 June 2016 — Delete Your Account
15 July 2016 — Trump-Pence Logo
Ah, logos. You spend months and months drafting designs and hiring consultants until you finally come up with a foolproof symbol that in no way looks like two letters fucking each other on the American flag except, oh.
18 July 2016 — Famous Melania Trump Quotes
After Melania Trump was accused of plagiarising sections from a 2008 Michelle Obama speech, the world wide web wanted to make sure she got the credit for all of her other famous quotations. As Melania Trump herself once said, all's fair in love and war.
25 July 2016 — Crying Bernie Sanders Supporters
When Bernie officially endorsed Hillary at the Democratic National Convention, quite a few supporters found it too tragic to take. Well, either that or they realised Whole Foods had run out of kale.
Seige of 4chan and The Steppe Up (July-Sep 2016) Edit
28 July 2016 — The Clintons Love Balloons
Yes, yes, this is the day that Hillary formally accepted the nomination for president at the Democratic National Convention, but most importantly, BALLOONS.
8 August 2016 — #ManyPeopleAreSaying
Many people are saying that Twitter users finally had enough of Trump's famous phrase in August, and many people are saying that many people turned it into a hashtag that trended worldwide.
8 September 2016 — Basket of Deplorables
This pithy phrase that Hillary coined to label Trump supporters was born to be a meme. Unfortunately, aforementioned Trump supporters then Photoshopped The Expendables poster to feature such a gang, and included a cartoon frog known as Pepe, paving the way for the innocent green critter to be reclassified as a symbol of white supremacy. It's all fun and games until somebody loses Pepe.
19 September 2016 — Bowl of Skittles
If I gave you a bowl of Donald Trump tweets and told you only all of them would make you hit your head off your desk repeatedly, would you still read them?
26 September 2016 — Trump Sniffles
No one has any idea what anybody said at the first United States presidential debate, because Donald Trump couldn't stop sniffing loads. At this point, are we sure memes aren't an illumaniti tactic to distract us from the issues going on around us? tHInk abOut It.
31 September 2016 - War of 4chan over.
For many months, Users of 4chan fought over Hillary and Trump, especially on /b and /pol. The war was 'technically' ended after Pepe was declared war on by Hillary.
Ending Line (Oct-Nov 2016) Edit
9 October 2016 — Ken Bone
Though many might claim there have been an abundance of memes since Ken Bone asked a question while wearing a jumper at the second presidential debate, this is not the case. Nasty Women, Bad Hombres, and Beyoncé must step aside, for Ken Bone — when he asked a question at the second presidential debtate while wearing a jumper — killed memes. He did not deserve to become a meme, and together, we proved that we did not deserve memes at all.
1-31 October 2016 - Clowns
Throughout October, clowns popped up across the world, scaring Liberals. After Halloween, they vanished without a trace.
7 November 2016 - Trump will lose
All polls from this day detailed a Democrat victory, in the end, this wasn't the case.
8-9 November 2016 - Trump trumps Hillary
Republican Donald Trump is elected US president, defeating Democrat Hillary Clinton. His victory came after key wins in the battleground states of Florida, Ohio, North Carolina and Pennsylvania.