Chandler Muriel Bing, better known as Sarcastic Chandler, is a comedy legend living somewhere on the Cyber. He frequently visits 9Gag, as well as the areas of Instagram and Facebook that have managed to resist Normie invasion, where he spreads Dankness. Sarcastic Chandler is also one of the sages of the Church of the Dank. It is well known by everyone (except for the losers spreading toxic HATE SPEECH on r/ComedyCemetery) that Sarcastic Chandler will only ever make a joke funnier if he is added to an already existing image.
Early Life Edit
Sarcastic Chandler was born in Las Vegas to a dysfunctional couple; his mother is an erotica novelist and his father is homosexual. When he was nine years old, his parents divorced each other on Thanksgiving Day. This is why he does not celebrate Thanksgiving. Because of the divorce, Sarcastic Chandler began smoking at nine years old, leading to a lifelong crippling addiction. He went to an all-boys high school and eventually moved to New York City, where he starred in the popular sitcom Friends from 1994 to 2004.
During his time on the sitcom, he lived with several friends; first with his buddy Joey and then with his future wife Monica. He worked as an IT procurement manager before quitting for a short while and eventually returning. It is stated in the sitcom that Sarcastic Chandler's passive nature prevents him from asserting himself and leaving a situation that he does not feel comfortable in.
After the ending of the show Friends, Sarcastic Chandler turned to comedy. He is currently in the business of creating and telling hilarious jokes to the people of The Cyber. It appears that Sarcastic Chandler completely scrapped his old life to seek a life of comedy, as he is never seen with his wife or any of his old friends.
Cancer Tragedy Edit
On May 24th, 2017, Sarcastic Chandler was sadly diagnosed with cancer, causing his face to turn yellow and his eyes to tear up to the point where he can no longer open them. It seemed he would never recover from the incident, however, sometime within a week of May 27, 2017, the yellow on his face seemed to dissapear, but it left his face permanently scarred.