Abdul Khan Mohammad (disputed - see below), commonly known as Sarcastic Bro, and infrequently referred to as the Resignator of Teachers, is a comedian, school student, revolutionary political activist, entrepreneur, and diet pill sales representative who lives in Cybernetic India. He is the apparent lover of Sarcastic Auntie, and consequently the father of Munna. in addition, he is a polygamist and has four girlfriends. He is also responsible for the receding of the dead sea.[1] Although his given name is disputed, this article assumes that it is Abdul Khan Mohammad.

Sarcastic Bro is a member of S.C.H.O.O.L., a terrorist organization active on the Cyber that has resisted the Cybernetic Indian government and advocates its overthrow and replacement with a memearchist utopia that would purge Cybernetic India of normies and preserve its dankness.

Sarcastic Bro famously participated in the Roast of Tommy Max in which he gave an anti-racism lecture to a child named Tommy Max who accused Abdul of being a terrorist simply because of his name (although he actually is a terrorist), to which Abdul replied that Max must be a dog because of his name. This resulted in Tommy breaking down in tears as Sarcastic Bro told him to not "defame any religion or name".

He is very sarcastic and often ridicules teachers and other authorities. He is also a staunch anti-feminist. Sarcastic Bro is one of the most famous and frequently appearing meme masters on the Cyber.

Naming Controversy Edit

Main article: Sarcastic Bro Name Controversy

Although Sarcastic Bro's given name has long been accepted as Abdul Khan Mohammad based on the Tommy Max comic seen below, on April 5, 2018, Weed Bro researcher DrainGangSimonFan posted a blog post to the Be Like Bro wiki claiming that the original protagonist of that comic was in fact Weed Bro and that Sarcastic Bro had been edited over him, citing the off-color square behind Sarcastic Bro in the comic as evidence, and featuring the purported original version of the comic. Other researchers, such as Koopinator3, however, maintained that it is possible that both Weed Bro and Sarcastic Bro are named Abdul Khan Mohammad, arguing that the Sarcastic Bro researcher responsible for compiling his life made a deliberate choice to upload the Tommy Max comic. The dispute remains unresolved.

The blog post can be read in its entirety here.


Family Edit

Sarcastic Bro was born in November 1990 as the child of Sarcastic Bro's real father and Tiffany. By the time he was born, His father had been missing for 8 months, So his mother had to put him up for adoption. He was adopted into a Muslim family, by Sarcastic Bro's Father and Sarcastic Bro's mother. Sarcastic Bro's father had fertility problems[2], Which is why he opted to adopt a son.

It has been proven that Sarcastic Bro has a biological brother. If Sarcastic Bro is connected to the Clarence universe, their name's Breehn. Right now he goes to school with him. Sarcastic Bro is jealous of his brother because he presumably murdered him after figuring out he passed an exam[3]. It is unknown if Sarcastic Bro figured out that he had a brother or not before it was too late.

A former theory was that Sarcastic Bro was the brother of Weed Bro, But this theory has become discredited as of 2018.

Early life Edit

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The Roast of Tommy Max

As is the case with many of the Cyber's most famous characters, little is known of Sarcastic Bro's childhood, but, like Weed Bro, Sarcastic Bro has been documented to have caused the resignations of countless teachers during his schooling thanks to his refined trolling ability, hence his alias.

Modern day Edit

Mohammad is currently a married man with 2 children: His transgender daughter/son Munna and his son Stephen . He's also a raging alcoholic, participating in the unusual practice of taking 8 shots of Vodka after drinking 10 glasses of milk, after which he notes that the walls begin to move on their own.

Personal Views Edit

Sarcastic Bro is famously an anti-racism activist, having lectured Tommy Max on the evils of prejudice for accusing him of being a terrorist on account of his name (even though Sarcastic Bro actually is a terrorist).

Education and CareerEdit

Sarcastic Bro currently works as a sales representative for a diet pill manufacturer. 

Sarcastic Bro has always adored famous civil engineers, the most prominent being Bob The Builder. It is believed that his fascination with the character has led to Sarcastic Bro studying in the field of civil engineering.

Connection to the Weed Bro canonEdit

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The comic posted to /r/ComedyCemetery that confirmed Sarcastic Bro's inclusion in the canon

For quite a long while, many at /r/ComedyCemetery speculated as to whether Sarcastic Bro was part of the official Weed Bro canon or not. Despite the theories brought up by many users, there was no concrete evidence as to Sarcastic Bro's inclusion or exclusion from the canon.

However, on May 15, 2017, a Weed Bro comic was brought to the attention of the /r/ComedyCemetery Weed Bro Research Team by /u/bathtimewithcthulhu featuring Tina, Weed Bro's then-girlfriend, and Sarcastic Bro having a conversation. Through the connection between Sarcastic Bro and Tina, this creates an indirect connection between Weed Bro and Sarcastic Bro. This confirms that Sarcastic Bro, Sarcastic Auntie and Weed Bro are not only all present on the Cyber, but that they also inhabit in the same region of it (which is most likely Cybernetic India) with more crossovers likely to come in the future.

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One instance of Wholesome Sarcastic Bro

In recent times, Sarcastic Bro is seen to have become more and more wholesome, shifting towards a life of generosity and kindness at the expense of his own benefit. He is see using less sarcasm and makes more attempts to teach life lessons. However it is speculated by some /r/ComedyCemetery regulars, such as /u/UNSC_Luke_1021, that Wholesome Sarcastic Bro is an entirely different entity from Sarcastic Bro, and they simply never appear together. More research is currently being done by dedicated meme historians.


Rare image of Sarcastic Bro's legs. (June 2017)

As a celebrity Edit

Sarcastic Bro managed to slime his way into popular culture due to the advent of the "This is so sad" meme. It is assumed that Sarcastic Bro managed to do this by activating multiple sleeper cells across several social media platforms and making them upload the meme, thus artificially bloating his popularity and reputation. When researches discovered this truth, they cried because of the sadness of it all and then proceeded to pass legislation legalizing hitting women.