The S.C.H.O.O.L. Organisation is a terrorist organisation mostly active in Cybernetic India. How it was founded remains a mystery, although it is known that it was created in the early 2010s and advocates the overthrow of the Cybernetic Indian government and its replacement with a memearchist utopia. Weed Bro, his father, Sarcastic Bro, Genius Bro, and Armless Bro are all known to be members of this group. Since the overthrow of Foreign Dictator Bro, it has been allied with Cybernetic Pakistan.
According to Genius Bro, S.C.H.O.O.L is an acronym for "Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life", although it is unclear if he was referring to the terrorist organization.
Initially, various theories were proposed to explain its motives: Islamic extremism and a drug trafficking used to be popular suggestions, but it is now known to be the establishment of a memearchist utopia and the expulsion or conversion of all normies in Cybernetic India.
Since 2016, S.C.H.O.O.L. has waged a long campaign against the entire Cybernetic Indian government to force it into RESIGNATION.
Main article: Memearchy
S.C.H.O.O.L. claims to support memearchy, an umbrella term for ideologies advocating the rule of dankness. S.C.H.O.O.L. regards the current Cybernetic Indian government as being corrupt and increasingly normieist, and believes the Normie Elimination Task Force, a branch of the Cybernetic Indian police form purportedly dedicated to the elimination of normieism, is ineffective and used to purge political opponents, and therefore supports the overthrow of the Cybernetic Indian government and its replacement with a revolutionary government under the oversight of meme masters and the Church of the Dank.
Currently, there are seven known members of the organisation:
Weed Bro's Father: The founder of the organisation. He used to be the director, but was later outranked by Genius Bro. Weed Bro tells this to this teacher, saying his father works in "some terrorist organisation".
Weed Bro: Recruited by his father, he's worked for years as a member of the organisation. The brawn of the organisation, he's known within S.C.H.O.O.L as "The Iron Twig", since his scrawny appearance is decieving. He's known to train by wearing two massive gold chains as necklaces.
Xander: The former leader of S.C.H.O.O.L. He joined after Weed Bro’s father’s death, and left due to racial tension. After he left, Genius Bro became the leader.
Abdul Khan Mohammad: Abdul, more widely known as "Sarcastic Bro", is the third known member of S.O. Before joining the terrorist organisation, he spent most of his time making his teachers resign via le epic trolling. He was later admitted to a mental ward for acute ADHD, but during his time at the ward, he was also diagnosed with schizophrenia, psychopathy and masochism. He presumably either murdered or forced into resignation the entire staff of the hospital and joined S.C.H.O.O.L. There, his disorders have run rampant as he leaves thousands of teachers jobless.
Genius Bro: At five years old, he was recruited by S.C.H.O.O.L. after evading the FBI. His superior intellect causes him to rank up so fast that he outranks Weed Bro's Dad in a matter of hours. He' now the brains of S.C.H.O.O.L.
Rockin' Hair Bro: The fifth member of the S.C.H.O.O.L. He was long suspected to be a member, But the Indian government could never imprison him due to a lack of conclusive evidence. It was not until September 9th, 2017 that the ukrainian government arrested him and confirmed his ties to S.C.H.O.O.L.
Armless Bro: One of the more softcore members of S.C.H.O.O.L, Armless bro was always reluctant to help in plots. It was not until September 9th, 2017 that he saw major action by helping Rockin' Hair Bro escape from Ukrainian Prisons.
S.C.H.O.O.L. in it's acts of terror, Has found numerous friends in fighting common enemies.
Cybernetic Pakistan: Following the overthrow of its leader, Foreign Dictator Bro, as part of the Second Cold War, Cybernetic Pakistan has backed S.C.H.O.O.L. in its war against their common enemy, Cybernetic India. Most arms and funds are supplied by Cybernetic Pakistan.
Donetsk People's Republic: Most of their existence was spent independently, but when Rockin' hair Bro was imprisoned by Ukrainian authorities, the DPR promised to help release him for a good price (3 million Russian Rubles). Within hours, The kiev prison broke and Rockin' hair Bro was free
iFunny: iFunny is widely unrecognized by meme scholars, who believe it to be too Dank to comprehend. However it has been alleged that some of weed bro's most SAVAGE comments are procured from iFunny. iFunny is said to be led by iFunny Chef, an unidentified being believed to be a god worshipped by Meme Masters and is allegedly involved in the resignation of 500000 teachers and was lodged in an unnamed prison in Cybernetic India on charges of trolling but was let off after links to the Normie Elimination Task Force. The existence of iFunny is debated by Meme Scholars who say iFunny merely exists in stories about comedy and trolling told by The Church of the Dank. But a few iFunny watermarks have been found on pictures originally believed to have belonged to Weed Bro confirming iFunny supplies Weed Bro and probably S.C.H.O.O.L. as well.
iFunny Chef: The enigmatic leader of iFunny. His motives and origins are unclear. He is believed to be under atleast R I I I I I C C C K K K layers of irony and Dankness
List of Leaders Edit
|Portrait||Name||Term Began||Term Ended|
|Weed Bro's Father||Early 2010s||June 10th, 2017|
|Xander||June 10th, 2017||January 20th, 2018|
|Genius Bro||January 20th, 2018||Incumbent|
Target identification Edit
S.C.H.O.O.L. has a rather unconventional way of acquiring targets: They ask people to mention any friend that wants to join the indian army. This allows them to neutralize enemies before they appear.
S.C.H.O.O.L. uses a variety of both conventional and unconventional weapons in its operations:
|.44 Magnum||Used during the murder of weed bro's father.|
|Car||Unconventional weapon used to murder weed bro's father|
|Petroleum||In August of 2017,
S.C.H.O.O.L. used petroleum to burn down a school in Jaithari, India
|AK-74||Assault rifle used in the Battle of Jaithari.|
|Magnet Helmet||By far the most versatile of S.C.H.O.O.L.'s weapons,
the magnet helmet has been specifically designed to allow
S.C.H.O.O.L.'s soldiers to battle indian soldiers while not
needing to worry about bullets.
It played a decisive part in helping S.C.H.O.O.L. win the Battle of Jaithari.
It is to be used with caution, As it operates on Troll Science and it remains highly experimental.
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/6zg0ea/theory_school_is_a_drug_trafficking_organization/
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7hz7g9/weed_bro_needs_you_to_join_the_indian_army/dqvbg18/
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6rjsoz/bro_is_walking_in_his_fathers_footsteps/