Appearance and Role Edit
Roger is a cis white male equipped with a child-murdering assault death murder weapon, a backpack, and an unknown partner, possibly also named Roger, by his side. While he has only had one verified appearance in The Adventures of Weed Bro and Friends, he may have appeared before and we didn't realize it because his camouflage is very expertly applied.
In the issue where he debuted, Derpina approached Weed Dude, exclaiming that she is a real gamer. Weed Dude, naturally skeptical about a claim that appeared to be that of a gamer girl, requested that she reveal the title of the game she last played, which was the extremely controversial Candy Crush, a Normie-tier "game" infamous among Meme Masters for its anti-dank qualities that has been condemned by the Church of the Dank and banned throughout the 9Gaganese Empire and its client states.
Upon hearing this revelation, Weed Dude tragically contemplated the idea of suicide, even going as far as to put a very small desert eagle to the side of his head. However, he quickly realized an alternative method to rid the world of the Normie traitor and dropped the mindset, opting to call Roger on his Nokia Phone instead. He then famously exclaimed "take a headshot !" to which Roger replied with his trademarked catchphrase: "ROGER THAT."
Roger then scoped in on Derpina's temple and fired a shot. The 7.62×51mm NATO bullet pierced her skull, almost directly between her wall-eyed pupils. Derpina was almost certainly killed on impact, however the strip did not show the result of the shot being taken, meaning Derpina could have lived, although the chance of her survival is very small.
After this, Weed Dude exclaimed: "AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA".
Since he is responsible for the death of Derpina, Weed Bro theorist u/AnalFootCake postulates he might also be responsible for the disappearance of Derp, a legendary Meme Master from the First Days of the Cyber. This would mean that Roger may be far more important to the lore than previously supposed, as he could be the explanation for why many of the Rages, except for, of course, the Troll, haven't been seen in years.
Roger's Survival in the Cybernetic Human Genocide EditRoger is a man of stealth. Cloaked in state-of-the-art camouflage, as well as a habit to abstain from social media, Roger was able to avoid tagging and capturing. Because of this, Roger may be the only Homo sapiens sapiens left on the Cyber. Surrounded by Cybernetic Meme Masters, Roger refuses to accept his status of last human. This may explain Roger's tendencies to hunt down and murder the creatures of the cyber.
- ↑ Assuming that he is a veteran in the Indian armed forces, He would need to have participated in the Kargil war. Assuming he was of serving age around that time, His birthdate was most likely in the Early 1980's