Chuck norris is an epic guy who can do lots of cool things. His story will be told entirely in cropped chuck norris memes courtesy of /r/CroppedNorrisJokes
Beliefs[]
Chuck on the Periodic table
Chuck on masturbation
Chuck on the sinking of the RMS titanic
Chuck on global warming
Early Life[]
Chuck recalls his childhood animals
Chuck recalls injuries
Chuck recalls his Flatulence
Chuck names his biggest feats
Education[]
Chuck recalls troubles with learning grammar
Chuck approves using dictionaries to learn grammar
Life as a gamer
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Chuck was a true pokemon master
Personal life[]
Chuck reveals his favourite food.
Chuck has many other interests
Career[]
Chuck proudly talks about his biggest feat
Betrayal[]
Chuck is stunned about what his daughter had done
Becoming a Terrorist[]
Norris turns to jihad
Life as a radical militant in Egypt[]
Chuck reflects on his lack of hygiene while being a militant in egypt.
Chuck reflects on how he used to hunt
Chuck learnt how to make a fire
Chuck preferred rare meat.
Infection and arrest[]
Subsequent mental health problems[]
Chuck thinks about bill gates. They both live in constant fear.
Death[]
Chuck commits suicide
Chuck's final moments
Legacy[]
