The Church of the Dank is a church of the most enlightened Meme Masters ever to exist. They honor seven great sages of Dankness, each who represent a specific element of dankness, who are:
- The Troll, who represents trolling.
- Sarcastic Auntie, who represents thiccness
- Harambe, who represents sacrifice and remembrance.
- Sarcastic Bro who represents legends and the epic
- The many avatars of tweenhood like Spongebob and Jerry who represent dankness
- Weed Bro, who represents smoking the weed
- Adam Ellis who represents V I L E N E S S