9Gag is a website known for being the world's most efficient dank-meme producer. Unfortunately, various HATE communities, including Reddit passionately despise 9Gag because of its incredible sense of humor.

While much of the Cyber has fallen victim to normie infestation, 9Gag, through its military, Le 9Gag Army, has been able to ward off invasion and maintain its dankness. Because of this extreme resilience, 9Gag continues to the target of coordinated attacks and stigmatization from many other Cybernetic nations, including Channel 4 and Reddit.

Leet hax Edit

Once 9gga hacked mountain dew and made it have a RICK ROLL

9gag vs 4chan Edit

Main article: War of the Quadruple Alliance

On December 20th a raid called Operation Deepthroat went underway. All of 9gag's jealous enemies, including Reddit, Tumblr, and most of all, 4chan, attacked the heart of the 9gaganese empire - 9gag's "new" page - with porn and gore. Post after post fell to the mighty banhammers of the mods and were downvoted to oblivion, but eventually the 9gag army fell, as a new offensive came in from 4chan. For 40 hours, users were locked out of 9gag as the mods hunted and finished off the remaining imagery. In the six long years that have passed since then, the 9gaganese have never forgotten the raids of 4chan. One day they will strike back. And one day they will defeat the 4channers.